you gotta be effin kidding me

While trying to solve this issue, i have found a document from RIM's Knowledge Base about verification errors in Java packages.
This is it.
Some choice tidbits:

7. Comment out any non-executable code. Verification errors might be related to the size of the main code file and the library files. If you comment out non-executable code, the file sizes change, which may correct the problem.

2. Remove any System.out.* calls. These generally do nothing on the BlackBerry smartphone, but they might cause verification errors.
3. Remove unused import statements.

I have nothing. My mind is blown. How can anyone ever develop anything for this device?